Shot 4 Shot (feat. Swish And Flick)

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HARRY:
Me and Ron went down to the corner pub
A rad little place where the witches show us love
Strode through the door with my swaggah up high
Smiles from the ladies and frowns from the guys

Knocking back some butterbeer and firewhiskey too
Frisky witches stickin' to me like I'm covered in glue
Shot after shot and glass after glass
Then who do I see walking in, Astoria Greengrass

ASTORIA:

I see you baby, shakin' that ass
Game on full display but this witch is gonna pass
Tell the barkeep to pour us another round
I'll drink you under the table while you fall to the ground

You ain't never rolled with a lush like me
We can double down and then you'll see
That i'm a grown woman and you're just a little boy
And keep your fucking hands off Malfoy

ASTORIA:
What you're lookin' for ain't at the bottom of a glass
I see your tongue wagging and your eyes glued to my ass...

HARRY:
You're the definition of a delusional trick
Always jockin' me, you and your blonde haired bitch

ASTORIA:
Oh boo hoo little baby, don't be so mad

HARRY:
You're the one who cries cuz Draco is so bad
And he can't please a lady but loves pleasing lads

ASTORIA:
We've got something in common, thats not so bad

[CHORUS]
HARRY & ASTORIA
The snakes and the lions going shot for shot
HARRY
We're gonna come through and wreck your whole block
ASTORIA
We’re sippin’ on whiskey while you losers suck *bleep*
HARRY & ASTORIA
Bottoms up bitches it’s a bar room brawl
ASTORIA
We’re gonna get buzzed and make you dumb-jocks bawl
HARRY
We’re gonna get crunk and make you reptiles crawl
[/CHORUS]

ASTORIA:

My drink of choice is a dry martini
Listen to my voice, if you want in my bikini
I can take it straight up, shaken, or stirred,
with a twist of lime, or on the rocks, that's my word.

I can drink three for every one of yours
Slytherins be alcoholics unlike lightweight Gryffin-whores
My tolerance is high for wine beer and liquor
But I can't tolerate you, guy your face makes me sicker

Maybe you'll look hot after a shot or, oh... seven
But you ain't got anything on my man *sigh* He's heaven.

HARRY:
You might think that he's heaven but I turn it to eleven
Punch drunk off the power, from Gryffindor Tower
You'll never see me, sippin' a girly apple-tini
You're too used to draco and his tiny thingie-dingie

It's all good boo, I ain't mad at cha
No one can drink with me, i promise i'll damage ya

[CHORUS]
HARRY & ASTORIA
The snakes and the lions going shot for shot
HARRY
We're gonna come through and wreck your whole block
ASTORIA
We’re sippin’ on whiskey while you losers suck *bleep*
HARRY & ASTORIA
Bottoms up bitches it’s a bar room brawl
ASTORIA
We’re gonna get buzzed and make you dumb-jocks bawl
HARRY
We’re gonna get crunk and make you reptiles crawl
[/CHORUS]

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from My Mic Is Magic, released February 14, 2012

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