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Filk of "Handlebars" by Flobots. And the foot bars on the brooms in POA? Really?

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I can ride my broom with no feet support
No feet support
No feet support

I can ride my broom with no feet support
No feet support
No feet support

Look at me, look at me feet in the air like its good to be alive
And I'm a famous seeker even when the beaters are all jockin' me
I can show you how to fly a broom
I can show you how to Wronski Feint
I can take apart the remote control
Mr Weasley will put it back together
Cut my hand with a magic pen
I can tell you about Ernie McMillan
I know how much he loves Dolores
And how he's such a pompous friend
Me and my friends rode the Knight Bus
Me and my friends have a monster book
Guess how long it shook
I can read anything I want cuz look

I keep my yard clean of furry gnomes
No furry gnomes
No furry gnomes

And I can see your face on the Weasley clock
On the Weasley clock
On the Weasley clock

Look at me, look at me
Just flooed to say that its good to be alive
In such a small world
All curled up with a mug of meade
I can take money into a joke shop
My friend Luna makes magazines
I can design a spell that will turn your pumpkin juice into gasoline
I can make new deadly potions
Gillyweed can help you survive the ocean
I know how to run the business
I can make you buy a Weasley product
Beaters, seekers and chasers
Me and my friends dominate the keepers
I can see the wings of the golden snitch
I can do anything I want cuz look

I can save the nation with a phoenix wand
With a phoenix wand
With a phoenix wand

But I am afraid of pretty girls (hey cho)
Of pretty girls (what's up)
Of pretty girls

Look at me, look at me, flyin' and I'm on top
Of the world and I don't think I will ever stop
My scar is famous
My heart is pure
I drink with Seamus
And puking is for sure
I really freaking hate Divination
Hermione quit from exasperation
Slap Trelawney for the wastication
Nearly died from Ron's flatulation
I can make anybody good at magic
Even when they really suck
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command because

I'm the boy who survived a killing curse
A killing curse
A killing curse

And I invented the game bertie botts body shots
Bertie Botts
Body Shots

And I can save the world from Voldemort
From Voldemort
From Voldemort
From Voldemort
From Voldemort
From VOLDEMORT!!!


I can ride my broom with no feet support
No feet support
No feet support

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from My Mic Is Magic, released February 14, 2012

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