My Mic Is Magic

by Undesirable #1

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Tracks 3, 7, and 9 contain explicit lyrics.

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released 14 February 2012
All Production done by Richard Grooms (except for Tracks 1 & 3). All Mixing, Mastering, and Studio Wizardry done by THE MASTER aka John Pisani aka Flick of Swish and Flick (except for track 10 - mixed by Christian Caldeira).

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Track Name: Feet Support
I can ride my broom with no feet support
No feet support
No feet support

I can ride my broom with no feet support
No feet support
No feet support

Look at me, look at me feet in the air like its good to be alive
And I'm a famous seeker even when the beaters are all jockin' me
I can show you how to fly a broom
I can show you how to Wronski Feint
I can take apart the remote control
Mr Weasley will put it back together
Cut my hand with a magic pen
I can tell you about Ernie McMillan
I know how much he loves Dolores
And how he's such a pompous friend
Me and my friends rode the Knight Bus
Me and my friends have a monster book
Guess how long it shook
I can read anything I want cuz look

I keep my yard clean of furry gnomes
No furry gnomes
No furry gnomes

And I can see your face on the Weasley clock
On the Weasley clock
On the Weasley clock

Look at me, look at me
Just flooed to say that its good to be alive
In such a small world
All curled up with a mug of meade
I can take money into a joke shop
My friend Luna makes magazines
I can design a spell that will turn your pumpkin juice into gasoline
I can make new deadly potions
Gillyweed can help you survive the ocean
I know how to run the business
I can make you buy a Weasley product
Beaters, seekers and chasers
Me and my friends dominate the keepers
I can see the wings of the golden snitch
I can do anything I want cuz look

I can save the nation with a phoenix wand
With a phoenix wand
With a phoenix wand

But I am afraid of pretty girls (hey cho)
Of pretty girls (what's up)
Of pretty girls

Look at me, look at me, flyin' and I'm on top
Of the world and I don't think I will ever stop
My scar is famous
My heart is pure
I drink with Seamus
And puking is for sure
I really freaking hate Divination
Hermione quit from exasperation
Slap Trelawney for the wastication
Nearly died from Ron's flatulation
I can make anybody good at magic
Even when they really suck
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command because

I'm the boy who survived a killing curse
A killing curse
A killing curse

And I invented the game bertie botts body shots
Bertie Botts
Body Shots

And I can save the world from Voldemort
From Voldemort
From Voldemort
From Voldemort
From Voldemort
From VOLDEMORT!!!


I can ride my broom with no feet support
No feet support
No feet support
Track Name: Gryffindor
I'm getting really tired of all that Slytherin talk
They spew a lot of crap but they can't walk the walk
They say we've got more brawn than we've got brains
But we can leave a fight without our pants full of stains

It's all good, no one really thought twice
Everyone knows you're the cheese to our mice
We're not just block heads, that's not how we do
And we throw down better than all of you

The Gryffindor parties are always hot
Wizard keg in the back with bertie botts body shots
Don't listen to what those slytherins say
We have lots of girls here who love to play

Yes we fight and yes we are brave
Who does the world turn to when it needs saved
We fight the good fight all day every day
Then party all night, these lions came to play


We all know they can't hang with us
They try to step to us and we'll throw 'em under the bus
How many of them do you think that you can trust
They'll drown you in the lake and watch you turn to rust

Hufflepuffs are loyal to the very end
Ravenclaws are nerds who make really rad friends
We all fight the good fight and party all night
Up in Gryffindor Tower where you know we do it right


It's real easy to make fun of the silver and green
But there's a side to the story that remains unseen
A man with the courage of the red and gold
Gave the finger to the Dark Lord and left the fold

They say when you go dark you can never turn back
Well I say rest in peace to Regulus Black
The Sorting Hat is wrong every now and again
Like Peter Pettigrew who should've been Slytherin

We're not just block heads, that's not how we do
And we thrown down better than all of you
The Gryffindor parties are always hot
Wizard keg in the back with bertie botts body shots

Yes we fight and yes we are brave
Who does the world turn to when it needs saved
Someone with some balls or one of y'all
Cryin' to a ghost in a bathroom stall
Track Name: Dear Harry (feat. Lauren Fairweather)
Where'd you go...
I've missed you so...
Feels like it's been forever...
That you've been gone...


She said somedays I feel like crap
Some days I want to nap
And just give Percy a slap
I don't understand why you always have to be there
I get along but the trips are a lesson in fear and
I find myself tryin' to stay by the floo
Because your voice always helps me just to make it through
But I feel like an idiot
Workin' my day around the call
And your owls they have nothin' to say so
I want you to know it's a little fucked up
That I'm stuck her de-gnoming
At times unrolling
Owling you that I've had it with you and your career
Tired of living in nothing but fear, singin'


Where'd you go...
I've missed you so...
Feels like it's been forever...
That you've been gone...
Please come back home...

You know that place that you used to love
Used to shower me with kisses and hugs
Used to have a little party every quidditch world cup with the guys
But now, you never call and they're wondering why, you prat
I'm stuck just tryin' to pass the time
No matter what I do the thought of you fills my mind
Not doing fine, I really hate living this way
You can call me if you find that you have something to say and I'll tell you
I want you to know it's a little fucked up
That I'm stuck her de-gnoming
At times unrolling
Owling you that I've had it with you and your career
Tired of living in nothing but fear, singin'

Where'd you go...
I've missed you so...
Feels like it's been forever...
That you've been gone...
Where'd you go...
I've missed you so...
Feels like it's been forever...
That you've been gone...
Please come back home...

I want you to know it's a little fucked up
That I'm stuck her de-gnoming
No longer unrolling
Tired of sitting and worrying and make these excuses
For why you're not around and feeling so useless
It seems one thing has been true all along
You don't really know what you got 'till it's gone
I know that I'll always love you but your career
You either change or I won't be here and you can sing it...

Where'd you go...
I've missed you so...
Feels like it's been forever...
That you've been gone...
Where'd you go...
I've missed you so...
Feels like it's been forever...
That you've been gone...
Where'd you go...
I've missed you so...
Feels like it's been forever...
That you've been gone...
Please come back home...
Track Name: Draco Doesn't Know
This is for the kid that complains way too much
About the attention I get way too much
Spends his life cryin' in the bathroom way too much
Gets himself Sectumsempra'ed way too much

If he would just leave us alone
But he keeps throwing rocks at the throne
Never showed an ounce of courage in his life
Always serving himself, never serving the light

Maybe one day he'll turn over a new leaf
But until then, he keeps giving Gryffindors grief
And the jealousy keeps seeping real deep
A day in the life of a ferret faced creep

Dumbledore offered you a way to be free
But you turned it down in favor of tyranny
And one day when you can finally see
You'll get nothing from me, not an ounce of pity


Pureblood wizards and pure blood witches
Me and my mudblood bitches can kick your britches
Step to me Draco and you'll be leavin' in stitches
Watch me catchin' snitches on the quidditch pitches

Pureblood wizards and pure blood witches
Me and my mudblood bitches can kick your britches
Step to me Draco and you'll be leavin' in stitches
Watch me catchin' snitches on the quidditch pitches

Little whiny punk always has something to say
And even little cry babies have their day
But your day is not today
I'm afraid to say that this is not a game you'll play

Yeah, your money is stacked pretty high
And I'll admit your wife is pretty fly
Sexy little surprise always given me a rise
Haven't you ever noticed your son has green eyes?

Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend you?
Did it make you mad to know that your sons blood is not blue
He'll grow up to be better than you
But of course, it's not like that's hard to do

Cheer up, Draco, turn that frown into a smile
Just know that every once in a while
When she looks at you with that twinkle in her eye
She's thinkin' of me, all night


Pureblood wizards and pure blood witches
Me and my mudblood bitches can kick your britches
Step to me Draco and you'll be leavin' in stitches
Watch me catchin' snitches on the quidditch pitches

Pureblood wizards and pure blood witches
Me and my mudblood bitches can kick your britches
Step to me Draco and you'll be leavin' in stitches
Watch me catchin' snitches on the quidditch pitches
Track Name: Anna
You see, this story isn't an easy one to tell
Before you and I got together my life was pretty messed up
And lucky for me, you fixed that
This is about what really happened before we started that chapter in our lives


The day before the day that you walked in my life
Ignorant to the world and the bliss was tight
Hear no evil speak no evil and without sight
Couldn't see why nothin' ever felt right

I admit, I thought I had it all figured out
Of bein' in love, I never had a doubt
Ellie was my heart, and Ellie was my soul
Ellie was the only one ever in control

Thought that I was up when I was down
How was I to know every smile was a frown and
That my heart never ever made a sound
Until that brown eyed hurricane came to town


It wasn't 'till I met you that I realized
My world was just a veil pulled over my eyes
When it came down you can imagine my surprise
That as the dark died I finally saw the sunrise


It was clear skies but I still couldn't see
That the chains were broken and I was finally free
When my world changed and the smoke cleared
I was one part love and five parts fear

I knew you were special but I was too damn scared
To break it off with Ellie or tell you that I cared
I was a weak man coming from weak stock
Despite my fear of change, the world turns like a clock

My only friend on this bumpy road was time
No one to talk to, no partner in crime
As times went by, things began to change
My twisted up mind was finally re-arranged

Day by day one foot in front of the other
Down the path that led me to discover
Who I was and what kind of man I am
And to keep my damn head up out of the sand


It wasn't 'till I met you that I realized
My world was just a veil pulled over my eyes
When it came down you can imagine my surprise
That as the dark died I finally saw the sunrise
Track Name: I Am The Doctor
You might not be able to tell when you're lookin' at me
But I'm not a day over nine hundred and three
As a boy growing up on Gallifrey
Everything was done the Time Lord Way

We thought we were the master race
Because our domain was time and space
Sold our souls to face the Dalek threat
The trip down the rabbit hole I could never forget

In the aftermath I'm the only one left
All a time in the universe to feel bereft
A traitor with a TARDIS wielding a time lock
Ending your race comes with a sense of shock

After a time, the dark turned into light
With the help of humans my world started to right
A little red flower made me feel again
And flipped my whole universe end over end


I am the Doctor, riding the TARDIS
Around the universe trying to save it
Keep going till I'm dead, I will never quit
Gallifrey for life, represent

I am the Doctor, riding the TARDIS
Around the universe trying to save it
Keep going till I'm dead, I will never quit
Gallifrey for life, represent


The universe works in malevolent because
After that I wanted to hold my girl for days
But I didn't even get a chance to hold her gaze
Because my whole world ended in a Doomsday

About 15 seconds after she was gone
Donna showed up in the TARDIS with her wedding dress on
With her, martha, amy, rory and river too
They brought me back to center, I am Doctor Who


I am the Doctor, riding the TARDIS
Around the universe trying to save it
Keep going till I'm dead, I will never quit
Gallifrey for life, represent

I am the Doctor, riding the TARDIS
Around the universe trying to save it
Keep going till I'm dead, I will never quit
Gallifrey for life, represent
Track Name: Lumos Maxima
We will never stop this party
We will go until we die
Let me hear you scream
Raise your wands up to the sky


The war is over
The game is won
And now that we can breathe
We can have a little more fun
And now that we can live in peace
Instead of living on the run
Maybe I can shed the skin of
The Chosen One
Maybe not I'll never be free
As long as there are dark enemies
And there's always another dark lord
Waiting up in the wings
But it's okay, it's not so bad
We can look back at the times we had and smile...
And sleep easy for a while

We will never stop this party
We will go until we die
Let me hear you scream
Raise your wands up to the sky

Voldemort may be gone
But evil men still carry on
And we
Are not
Afraid
Their time is winding down
Their reign is over now
No more dark mark in the sky
Hanging over us like a noxious cloud
Now that the world is free
Now that we can finally see
I can look into the future and see
Someone other than that snake faced git staring back at me
The Weapon we have is love
There is no power above
And when the night falls
You are who I'm thinking of


We will never stop this party
We will go until we die
Let me hear you scream
Raise your wands up to the sky


We will not tolerate
Any more of your bigoted hate
And we will keep fighting until
Hate we can eradicate

Evil will never be gone
But so long as the light lives on
We can push back the night and
Keep our united hearts still beating strong

Come on lets raise a glass
And give a toast to those who've passed
And do what we can to ensure
That this bloody peace will last

So as we pour one out
Let's all stand and shout
LOVE
That's what the fuck I'm talking about

We will never stop this party
We will go until we die
Let me hear you scream
Raise your wands up to the sky
We will never stop this party
We will go until we die
Let me hear you scream
Raise your wands up to the sky
We will never stop this party
We will go until we die
Let me hear you scream
Raise your wands up to the sky
Track Name: Shot 4 Shot (feat. Swish And Flick)
HARRY:
Me and Ron went down to the corner pub
A rad little place where the witches show us love
Strode through the door with my swaggah up high
Smiles from the ladies and frowns from the guys

Knocking back some butterbeer and firewhiskey too
Frisky witches stickin' to me like I'm covered in glue
Shot after shot and glass after glass
Then who do I see walking in, Astoria Greengrass

ASTORIA:

I see you baby, shakin' that ass
Game on full display but this witch is gonna pass
Tell the barkeep to pour us another round
I'll drink you under the table while you fall to the ground

You ain't never rolled with a lush like me
We can double down and then you'll see
That i'm a grown woman and you're just a little boy
And keep your fucking hands off Malfoy

ASTORIA:
What you're lookin' for ain't at the bottom of a glass
I see your tongue wagging and your eyes glued to my ass...

HARRY:
You're the definition of a delusional trick
Always jockin' me, you and your blonde haired bitch

ASTORIA:
Oh boo hoo little baby, don't be so mad

HARRY:
You're the one who cries cuz Draco is so bad
And he can't please a lady but loves pleasing lads

ASTORIA:
We've got something in common, thats not so bad

[CHORUS]
HARRY & ASTORIA
The snakes and the lions going shot for shot
HARRY
We're gonna come through and wreck your whole block
ASTORIA
We’re sippin’ on whiskey while you losers suck *bleep*
HARRY & ASTORIA
Bottoms up bitches it’s a bar room brawl
ASTORIA
We’re gonna get buzzed and make you dumb-jocks bawl
HARRY
We’re gonna get crunk and make you reptiles crawl
[/CHORUS]

ASTORIA:

My drink of choice is a dry martini
Listen to my voice, if you want in my bikini
I can take it straight up, shaken, or stirred,
with a twist of lime, or on the rocks, that's my word.

I can drink three for every one of yours
Slytherins be alcoholics unlike lightweight Gryffin-whores
My tolerance is high for wine beer and liquor
But I can't tolerate you, guy your face makes me sicker

Maybe you'll look hot after a shot or, oh... seven
But you ain't got anything on my man *sigh* He's heaven.

HARRY:
You might think that he's heaven but I turn it to eleven
Punch drunk off the power, from Gryffindor Tower
You'll never see me, sippin' a girly apple-tini
You're too used to draco and his tiny thingie-dingie

It's all good boo, I ain't mad at cha
No one can drink with me, i promise i'll damage ya

[CHORUS]
HARRY & ASTORIA
The snakes and the lions going shot for shot
HARRY
We're gonna come through and wreck your whole block
ASTORIA
We’re sippin’ on whiskey while you losers suck *bleep*
HARRY & ASTORIA
Bottoms up bitches it’s a bar room brawl
ASTORIA
We’re gonna get buzzed and make you dumb-jocks bawl
HARRY
We’re gonna get crunk and make you reptiles crawl
[/CHORUS]
Track Name: The Chosen One
16 years in the making this fight
We gonna put you out we're gonna send you right
Through the vale onto the other side
No white train station your soul has died and

No rest for the wicked, no peace for the damned
The power of love you cannot withstand
200 souls united in hope, you can't cope
You best believe we're leavin' you choked

We tried to trace your hate back to the source
But of course we found nothing, not even remorse
Snake face git, you are less than a man
You're just a fake pureblood without a leg to stand

If you had sense you'd take heed and run
There's no way that your race can be won
If you stay and decide to have some fun
You'll win a trip to the other side from The Chosen One

The war is over, Voldemort is gone
If you ask me, I'd say that is awesome
Na nah nah, nah nah nah
Nah nah, nah nah nah

Let me slow it up a bit this verse
After all this fighting, I came first
Finally at peace, but you know whats worse
All those friendly faces layin' in the hurse

I'm not one to every want to take a life
If it's him or me, I know which one is right
Just because it's right does't mean that its easy
Believe me, it makes you feel a little bit sleezy

A little uneasy, your souls a bit greasy
Surrounded by yes men just trying to please me
Life as the chosen one is not a breeze
Especially when the expectations start to squeeze

When everyone around you just wants a piece
You're ready for all of that talk to cease
You wanna go home and go back to bed
And stare into the eyes of a sexy red head


The war is over, Voldemort is gone
If you ask me, I'd say that is awesome
Na nah nah, nah nah nah
Nah nah, nah nah nah
Track Name: Padfoot
It seems like only yesterday I saw your face
It feels like only yesterday at Grimmauld Place
That you showed me the tapestry and the family disgrace
And the burned out hole that used to be your face

And the day before that, when you risked it all
To watch me fight a dragon and dance at a ball
Livin' off of rats while livin' in a cave
I ain't never seen a dog that was better behaved

And I ain't never seen a man to give so much
No matter how far, never out of touch
A headstrong soul with his heart on his sleeve
A smile so infectious you'll need no reprieve

And I can't forget when you left Azkaban
After reading a paper borrowed from a stupid little man
And you showed me what the world was really like
Little more than a ride on a flying motor-bike


PADFOOT
This one goes out to you
PADFOOT
How can I live without you
PADFOOT
I can't believe that you're gone
Because a world without feels so damn wrong
Because a world without feels so damn wrong


I can't look back and keep my eyes dry
I can't look back and stop wondering why
Why didn't I try to shield my mind a little more
Now I'll never see you walkin' through my door

Why didn't I think to use the lookin' glass
That you and my dad used to goof off in class
But now you're gone, and the fault is my own
Sitting here now I've never felt so alone

Being pulled apart from the inside and I’ve
Got no more tears inside to cry and I've
Started to lose my grip, feeling so sick
Just want to curl up and quit

But I know that's not what he would want for me
He'd want me to fight on and to be Harry
The kind of man that the world needs
Strong and courageous with an ounce of decency


PADFOOT
This one goes out to you
PADFOOT
How can I live without you
PADFOOT
I can't believe that you're gone
Because a world without feels so damn wrong
Because a world without feels so damn wrong


I know that he's up there smiling down
But somehow even now my chest continues to pound
And I know that he's back with his friends
But how can I live with a wound that never mends

Maybe it’s one of those things that I need to feel
A stone cold reminder to show me he was real
I doubt that a cure for this will ever be found
But time can help you get up off the ground

Sirius was a man who loved the gift of life
The world wasn't ready for him, it wasn't quite ripe
Did all he could do to save the son of Lily & James
And I'll spend my life immortalizing all their names

Even though he's gone, the world keeps spinnin'
If we could see his face, he'd still be grinnin'
One hand to my heart and one held up high
Pointing to Sirius Black, brightest star in the sky