I can ride my broom with no feet support No feet support No feet support I can ride my broom with no feet support No feet support No feet support Look at me, look at me feet in the air like its good to be alive And I'm a famous seeker even when the beaters are all jockin' me I can show you how to fly a broom I can show you how to Wronski Feint I can take apart the remote control Mr Weasley will put it back together Cut my hand with a magic pen I can tell you about Ernie McMillan I know how much he loves Dolores And how he's such a pompous friend Me and my friends rode the Knight Bus Me and my friends have a monster book Guess how long it shook I can read anything I want cuz look I keep my yard clean of furry gnomes No furry gnomes No furry gnomes And I can see your face on the Weasley clock On the Weasley clock On the Weasley clock Look at me, look at me Just flooed to say that its good to be alive In such a small world All curled up with a mug of meade I can take money into a joke shop My friend Luna makes magazines I can design a spell that will turn your pumpkin juice into gasoline I can make new deadly potions Gillyweed can help you survive the ocean I know how to run the business I can make you buy a Weasley product Beaters, seekers and chasers Me and my friends dominate the keepers I can see the wings of the golden snitch I can do anything I want cuz look I can save the nation with a phoenix wand With a phoenix wand With a phoenix wand But I am afraid of pretty girls (hey cho) Of pretty girls (what's up) Of pretty girls Look at me, look at me, flyin' and I'm on top Of the world and I don't think I will ever stop My scar is famous My heart is pure I drink with Seamus And puking is for sure I really freaking hate Divination Hermione quit from exasperation Slap Trelawney for the wastication Nearly died from Ron's flatulation I can make anybody good at magic Even when they really suck I can do anything with no permission I have it all under my command because I'm the boy who survived a killing curse A killing curse A killing curse And I invented the game bertie botts body shots Bertie Botts Body Shots And I can save the world from Voldemort From Voldemort From Voldemort From Voldemort From Voldemort From VOLDEMORT!!! I can ride my broom with no feet support No feet support No feet support

I'm getting really tired of all that Slytherin talk They spew a lot of crap but they can't walk the walk They say we've got more brawn than we've got brains But we can leave a fight without our pants full of stains It's all good, no one really thought twice Everyone knows you're the cheese to our mice We're not just block heads, that's not how we do And we throw down better than all of you The Gryffindor parties are always hot Wizard keg in the back with bertie botts body shots Don't listen to what those slytherins say We have lots of girls here who love to play Yes we fight and yes we are brave Who does the world turn to when it needs saved We fight the good fight all day every day Then party all night, these lions came to play We all know they can't hang with us They try to step to us and we'll throw 'em under the bus How many of them do you think that you can trust They'll drown you in the lake and watch you turn to rust Hufflepuffs are loyal to the very end Ravenclaws are nerds who make really rad friends We all fight the good fight and party all night Up in Gryffindor Tower where you know we do it right It's real easy to make fun of the silver and green But there's a side to the story that remains unseen A man with the courage of the red and gold Gave the finger to the Dark Lord and left the fold They say when you go dark you can never turn back Well I say rest in peace to Regulus Black The Sorting Hat is wrong every now and again Like Peter Pettigrew who should've been Slytherin We're not just block heads, that's not how we do And we thrown down better than all of you The Gryffindor parties are always hot Wizard keg in the back with bertie botts body shots Yes we fight and yes we are brave Who does the world turn to when it needs saved Someone with some balls or one of y'all Cryin' to a ghost in a bathroom stall

Where'd you go... I've missed you so... Feels like it's been forever... That you've been gone... She said somedays I feel like crap Some days I want to nap And just give Percy a slap I don't understand why you always have to be there I get along but the trips are a lesson in fear and I find myself tryin' to stay by the floo Because your voice always helps me just to make it through But I feel like an idiot Workin' my day around the call And your owls they have nothin' to say so I want you to know it's a little fucked up That I'm stuck her de-gnoming At times unrolling Owling you that I've had it with you and your career Tired of living in nothing but fear, singin' Where'd you go... I've missed you so... Feels like it's been forever... That you've been gone... Where'd you go... I've missed you so... Feels like it's been forever... That you've been gone... Please come back home... You know that place that you used to love Used to shower me with kisses and hugs Used to have a little party every quidditch world cup with the guys But now, you never call and they're wondering why, you prat I'm stuck just tryin' to pass the time No matter what I do the thought of you fills my mind Not doing fine, I really hate living this way You can call me if you find that you have something to say and I'll tell you I want you to know it's a little fucked up That I'm stuck her de-gnoming At times unrolling Owling you that I've had it with you and your career Tired of living in nothing but fear, singin' Where'd you go... I've missed you so... Feels like it's been forever... That you've been gone... Where'd you go... I've missed you so... Feels like it's been forever... That you've been gone... Please come back home... I want you to know it's a little fucked up That I'm stuck her de-gnoming No longer unrolling Tired of sitting and worrying and make these excuses For why you're not around and feeling so useless It seems one thing has been true all along You don't really know what you got 'till it's gone I know that I'll always love you but your career You either change or I won't be here and you can sing it... Where'd you go... I've missed you so... Feels like it's been forever... That you've been gone... Where'd you go... I've missed you so... Feels like it's been forever... That you've been gone... Where'd you go... I've missed you so... Feels like it's been forever... That you've been gone... Please come back home...

This is for the kid that complains way too much About the attention I get way too much Spends his life cryin' in the bathroom way too much Gets himself Sectumsempra'ed way too much If he would just leave us alone But he keeps throwing rocks at the throne Never showed an ounce of courage in his life Always serving himself, never serving the light Maybe one day he'll turn over a new leaf But until then, he keeps giving Gryffindors grief And the jealousy keeps seeping real deep A day in the life of a ferret faced creep Dumbledore offered you a way to be free But you turned it down in favor of tyranny And one day when you can finally see You'll get nothing from me, not an ounce of pity Pureblood wizards and pure blood witches Me and my mudblood bitches can kick your britches Step to me Draco and you'll be leavin' in stitches Watch me catchin' snitches on the quidditch pitches Pureblood wizards and pure blood witches Me and my mudblood bitches can kick your britches Step to me Draco and you'll be leavin' in stitches Watch me catchin' snitches on the quidditch pitches Little whiny punk always has something to say And even little cry babies have their day But your day is not today I'm afraid to say that this is not a game you'll play Yeah, your money is stacked pretty high And I'll admit your wife is pretty fly Sexy little surprise always given me a rise Haven't you ever noticed your son has green eyes? Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend you? Did it make you mad to know that your sons blood is not blue He'll grow up to be better than you But of course, it's not like that's hard to do Cheer up, Draco, turn that frown into a smile Just know that every once in a while When she looks at you with that twinkle in her eye She's thinkin' of me, all night Pureblood wizards and pure blood witches Me and my mudblood bitches can kick your britches Step to me Draco and you'll be leavin' in stitches Watch me catchin' snitches on the quidditch pitches Pureblood wizards and pure blood witches Me and my mudblood bitches can kick your britches Step to me Draco and you'll be leavin' in stitches Watch me catchin' snitches on the quidditch pitches

You see, this story isn't an easy one to tell Before you and I got together my life was pretty messed up And lucky for me, you fixed that This is about what really happened before we started that chapter in our lives The day before the day that you walked in my life Ignorant to the world and the bliss was tight Hear no evil speak no evil and without sight Couldn't see why nothin' ever felt right I admit, I thought I had it all figured out Of bein' in love, I never had a doubt Ellie was my heart, and Ellie was my soul Ellie was the only one ever in control Thought that I was up when I was down How was I to know every smile was a frown and That my heart never ever made a sound Until that brown eyed hurricane came to town It wasn't 'till I met you that I realized My world was just a veil pulled over my eyes When it came down you can imagine my surprise That as the dark died I finally saw the sunrise It was clear skies but I still couldn't see That the chains were broken and I was finally free When my world changed and the smoke cleared I was one part love and five parts fear I knew you were special but I was too damn scared To break it off with Ellie or tell you that I cared I was a weak man coming from weak stock Despite my fear of change, the world turns like a clock My only friend on this bumpy road was time No one to talk to, no partner in crime As times went by, things began to change My twisted up mind was finally re-arranged Day by day one foot in front of the other Down the path that led me to discover Who I was and what kind of man I am And to keep my damn head up out of the sand It wasn't 'till I met you that I realized My world was just a veil pulled over my eyes When it came down you can imagine my surprise That as the dark died I finally saw the sunrise

You might not be able to tell when you're lookin' at me But I'm not a day over nine hundred and three As a boy growing up on Gallifrey Everything was done the Time Lord Way We thought we were the master race Because our domain was time and space Sold our souls to face the Dalek threat The trip down the rabbit hole I could never forget In the aftermath I'm the only one left All a time in the universe to feel bereft A traitor with a TARDIS wielding a time lock Ending your race comes with a sense of shock After a time, the dark turned into light With the help of humans my world started to right A little red flower made me feel again And flipped my whole universe end over end I am the Doctor, riding the TARDIS Around the universe trying to save it Keep going till I'm dead, I will never quit Gallifrey for life, represent I am the Doctor, riding the TARDIS Around the universe trying to save it Keep going till I'm dead, I will never quit Gallifrey for life, represent The universe works in malevolent because After that I wanted to hold my girl for days But I didn't even get a chance to hold her gaze Because my whole world ended in a Doomsday About 15 seconds after she was gone Donna showed up in the TARDIS with her wedding dress on With her, martha, amy, rory and river too They brought me back to center, I am Doctor Who I am the Doctor, riding the TARDIS Around the universe trying to save it Keep going till I'm dead, I will never quit Gallifrey for life, represent I am the Doctor, riding the TARDIS Around the universe trying to save it Keep going till I'm dead, I will never quit Gallifrey for life, represent

We will never stop this party We will go until we die Let me hear you scream Raise your wands up to the sky The war is over The game is won And now that we can breathe We can have a little more fun And now that we can live in peace Instead of living on the run Maybe I can shed the skin of The Chosen One Maybe not I'll never be free As long as there are dark enemies And there's always another dark lord Waiting up in the wings But it's okay, it's not so bad We can look back at the times we had and smile... And sleep easy for a while We will never stop this party We will go until we die Let me hear you scream Raise your wands up to the sky Voldemort may be gone But evil men still carry on And we Are not Afraid Their time is winding down Their reign is over now No more dark mark in the sky Hanging over us like a noxious cloud Now that the world is free Now that we can finally see I can look into the future and see Someone other than that snake faced git staring back at me The Weapon we have is love There is no power above And when the night falls You are who I'm thinking of We will never stop this party We will go until we die Let me hear you scream Raise your wands up to the sky We will not tolerate Any more of your bigoted hate And we will keep fighting until Hate we can eradicate Evil will never be gone But so long as the light lives on We can push back the night and Keep our united hearts still beating strong Come on lets raise a glass And give a toast to those who've passed And do what we can to ensure That this bloody peace will last So as we pour one out Let's all stand and shout LOVE That's what the fuck I'm talking about We will never stop this party We will go until we die Let me hear you scream Raise your wands up to the sky We will never stop this party We will go until we die Let me hear you scream Raise your wands up to the sky We will never stop this party We will go until we die Let me hear you scream Raise your wands up to the sky

HARRY: Me and Ron went down to the corner pub A rad little place where the witches show us love Strode through the door with my swaggah up high Smiles from the ladies and frowns from the guys Knocking back some butterbeer and firewhiskey too Frisky witches stickin' to me like I'm covered in glue Shot after shot and glass after glass Then who do I see walking in, Astoria Greengrass ASTORIA: I see you baby, shakin' that ass Game on full display but this witch is gonna pass Tell the barkeep to pour us another round I'll drink you under the table while you fall to the ground You ain't never rolled with a lush like me We can double down and then you'll see That i'm a grown woman and you're just a little boy And keep your fucking hands off Malfoy ASTORIA: What you're lookin' for ain't at the bottom of a glass I see your tongue wagging and your eyes glued to my ass... HARRY: You're the definition of a delusional trick Always jockin' me, you and your blonde haired bitch ASTORIA: Oh boo hoo little baby, don't be so mad HARRY: You're the one who cries cuz Draco is so bad And he can't please a lady but loves pleasing lads ASTORIA: We've got something in common, thats not so bad [CHORUS] HARRY & ASTORIA The snakes and the lions going shot for shot HARRY We're gonna come through and wreck your whole block ASTORIA We’re sippin’ on whiskey while you losers suck *bleep* HARRY & ASTORIA Bottoms up bitches it’s a bar room brawl ASTORIA We’re gonna get buzzed and make you dumb-jocks bawl HARRY We’re gonna get crunk and make you reptiles crawl [/CHORUS] ASTORIA: My drink of choice is a dry martini Listen to my voice, if you want in my bikini I can take it straight up, shaken, or stirred, with a twist of lime, or on the rocks, that's my word. I can drink three for every one of yours Slytherins be alcoholics unlike lightweight Gryffin-whores My tolerance is high for wine beer and liquor But I can't tolerate you, guy your face makes me sicker Maybe you'll look hot after a shot or, oh... seven But you ain't got anything on my man *sigh* He's heaven. HARRY: You might think that he's heaven but I turn it to eleven Punch drunk off the power, from Gryffindor Tower You'll never see me, sippin' a girly apple-tini You're too used to draco and his tiny thingie-dingie It's all good boo, I ain't mad at cha No one can drink with me, i promise i'll damage ya [CHORUS] HARRY & ASTORIA The snakes and the lions going shot for shot HARRY We're gonna come through and wreck your whole block ASTORIA We’re sippin’ on whiskey while you losers suck *bleep* HARRY & ASTORIA Bottoms up bitches it’s a bar room brawl ASTORIA We’re gonna get buzzed and make you dumb-jocks bawl HARRY We’re gonna get crunk and make you reptiles crawl [/CHORUS]

16 years in the making this fight We gonna put you out we're gonna send you right Through the vale onto the other side No white train station your soul has died and No rest for the wicked, no peace for the damned The power of love you cannot withstand 200 souls united in hope, you can't cope You best believe we're leavin' you choked We tried to trace your hate back to the source But of course we found nothing, not even remorse Snake face git, you are less than a man You're just a fake pureblood without a leg to stand If you had sense you'd take heed and run There's no way that your race can be won If you stay and decide to have some fun You'll win a trip to the other side from The Chosen One The war is over, Voldemort is gone If you ask me, I'd say that is awesome Na nah nah, nah nah nah Nah nah, nah nah nah Let me slow it up a bit this verse After all this fighting, I came first Finally at peace, but you know whats worse All those friendly faces layin' in the hurse I'm not one to every want to take a life If it's him or me, I know which one is right Just because it's right does't mean that its easy Believe me, it makes you feel a little bit sleezy A little uneasy, your souls a bit greasy Surrounded by yes men just trying to please me Life as the chosen one is not a breeze Especially when the expectations start to squeeze When everyone around you just wants a piece You're ready for all of that talk to cease You wanna go home and go back to bed And stare into the eyes of a sexy red head The war is over, Voldemort is gone If you ask me, I'd say that is awesome Na nah nah, nah nah nah Nah nah, nah nah nah

It seems like only yesterday I saw your face It feels like only yesterday at Grimmauld Place That you showed me the tapestry and the family disgrace And the burned out hole that used to be your face And the day before that, when you risked it all To watch me fight a dragon and dance at a ball Livin' off of rats while livin' in a cave I ain't never seen a dog that was better behaved And I ain't never seen a man to give so much No matter how far, never out of touch A headstrong soul with his heart on his sleeve A smile so infectious you'll need no reprieve And I can't forget when you left Azkaban After reading a paper borrowed from a stupid little man And you showed me what the world was really like Little more than a ride on a flying motor-bike PADFOOT This one goes out to you PADFOOT How can I live without you PADFOOT I can't believe that you're gone Because a world without feels so damn wrong Because a world without feels so damn wrong I can't look back and keep my eyes dry I can't look back and stop wondering why Why didn't I try to shield my mind a little more Now I'll never see you walkin' through my door Why didn't I think to use the lookin' glass That you and my dad used to goof off in class But now you're gone, and the fault is my own Sitting here now I've never felt so alone Being pulled apart from the inside and I’ve Got no more tears inside to cry and I've Started to lose my grip, feeling so sick Just want to curl up and quit But I know that's not what he would want for me He'd want me to fight on and to be Harry The kind of man that the world needs Strong and courageous with an ounce of decency PADFOOT This one goes out to you PADFOOT How can I live without you PADFOOT I can't believe that you're gone Because a world without feels so damn wrong Because a world without feels so damn wrong I know that he's up there smiling down But somehow even now my chest continues to pound And I know that he's back with his friends But how can I live with a wound that never mends Maybe it’s one of those things that I need to feel A stone cold reminder to show me he was real I doubt that a cure for this will ever be found But time can help you get up off the ground Sirius was a man who loved the gift of life The world wasn't ready for him, it wasn't quite ripe Did all he could do to save the son of Lily & James And I'll spend my life immortalizing all their names Even though he's gone, the world keeps spinnin' If we could see his face, he'd still be grinnin' One hand to my heart and one held up high Pointing to Sirius Black, brightest star in the sky